- Funny Story About Health
Funny story this time themed on health . Health is very important, if it feels good healthy body does not feel sickly . If we are sick , it is not good to our bodies . For it to you that you are healthy and less healthy , do not complain because the pain was again tested the same God . And your body to relieve pain , I will entertain you a little bit so that you are unwell . Well my story starts :================================================== =========
- Eye Test
A patient being on her tests by doctors , to know the type of illness .Doctor : " Figure out what the ... ? "Patient : " Dollars . "Doctor : "Yes , if the picture what money ? "Patient : " Rupiah "Doctor : "Yes , that 's what the picture ? "Patient : " Japanese Yen , Doc ! "Doctor : " Well enough , you have an acute eye disease . "Patient : " Doc eye disease what ? ? "Doctor : " money grubber ..... ! ! ! ? ? ! ! "================================================== =========
- Baby Born Without Bones
This is quite a rare event could attract the attention of the local print media . Not hayal , hunter news reporters rushed to the hospital was to prove the truth of the news . In the patient's room , looked to have gathered the family and relatives of patients . Previously , the physician is consulted , could not give a satisfactory answer . Even asking the reporters to ask directly to the family , why until the baby is born without bones . The reporters tried to ask directly to the family , what do you think are the causes of these disorders . According to the explanation of the family , as long as it contains does not show signs of abnormality . Normal weight , eating nothing else strange . However, the mother did not particularly like the spinach .When asked what about the cause of the baby until birth without bones . That was after the first whispers with other family members . " Actually , this is our family 's internal affairs . But since you asked , then all I can say is the bones of a baby are all being gathered in the field because there is a family event that can not be abandoned . "Well , apparently Batak people .... !Note : The bones in the language Medan means Uncle / Om================================================== =========
- Health counseling
A beautiful looking young doctor from the city doing health education in a village .
To the villagers who had gathered in the courtyard clinic , the doctor said ," Maintaining the health of yourself starts from how to maintain oral health . "Then the doctor turned to the group of fathers . " I want to know , how often fathers brushing your teeth ? "Mr. 1 : " If I was still just once a day , Doc ! " ( shyly )Father of 2 : " Suck ! I 3 times a day. "Doctor : " How do the calculations ? "Father of 2 : "In the morning after breakfast , after lunch during the day and at night before bed . "Mr. 3 : " That's it .... I just cocky 12 times a day ! "Doctor : " Well .... that's how to count ? "Mr. 3 : " January, February , March, April , .... "================================================== =========
- Your Impotence Impotence father grandfather Where ?
One day a doctor who has a patient arrival of impotence .Doctor : " There were disturbances what?"Patient : " It's ... Doc , I experience a disruption in my tool . "Doctor : " Why ? "Patient : " Anuu , can not stand .... impotent , Doc ! "Doctor : "The reason why ? "Patient : " I do not know Doc , And once that's okay too , but once my father was impotent , and grandfather . "Doctor : " ? ? ? ! ! ! .... Well , then .... impotent grandfather and your father , you kept it from?"Patient : " CILACAP , Doc !"================================================== =========
- Maternity hospital
In a hospital that is so majestic in Jakarta , where a lot of people passing either the treatment or patients who are waiting . Just call Andi is one of the many people who are in the hospital , because his wife has just given birth to her first child . Automatic time he was in the maternity room . For two days he was there and he was happy for the boy who craves 've come to this world .When he is wandering in front of the delivery room of a sudden he saw a man in a hurry and rush barged into the delivery room , and moments later wonder why this man , out of curiosity Andi immediately approached some nuns there in the delivery room , he asked , " Sus , should know why the man who first arrived suddenly collapsed ? "The nurse calmly replied , " Oh ... that he was in a hurry to come here because his wife will soon give birth , but she forgot something , " " Forget what , Sus ? " Andi asked again ." He forgot to bring his WIFE ! !"
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